The Archon Zac is the title given to the Zacarian man of Zelch, an intergalactic guardian of peaceful, unassuming planets. How he found himself in this earth-bound realm of sword and magic even he is unsure.

Bo Zimmerman is the principal coder of the CoffeeMud code base, and agitator for the expansion of the capabilities of his mud.

Pulse was just a particularly irritating wave form when the Archons of CoffeeMud were tricked into buying him from the drummer of a rock band to use as a noise. He was promoted to keep him out of public places.

Stuart spent many a painful time on the "casting couch" before breaking into the elite hollywood ranks. Since the movie market for computer-generated mice collapsed, Stuart has had to take up building areas on CoffeeMud, for which he has shown some promise.